Let’s get the factual stuff out of the way first.  The Hollywood Reporter is…um…reporting that Nick D’Agosto will join the ranks of ‘Heroes’ next season as Claire’s new boyfriend, who has “a very cool superpower.”  He’s played a few parts in some episodes of ‘House’ and ‘Without a Trace’, but you probably would recognize him from his part as Hunter, Jan’s administrative assistant on ‘The Office’.  (”Tell her I wanna sqeeze ‘em…it’s code.”)

Now, Claire, since I know you read this blog daily, I’m going to send this one out to you…drop the goobers.  I could let the goofy guy go that you were with in “Five Years Gone” since I know that you must have been through a lot in those years.  But, come on.  You can do better.