Jericho had its nuts…Veronica Mars had its Mars bars.  Fans of good television seem to always find creative ways to attempt to resurrect their dying shows.

John from Cincinnati bored the snot out of me.  Man, I tried to enjoy it, but it was a snoozefest.  When HBO announced on Monday that it would not renew John from Cincinnati, all 184 of the show’s viewers revolted.  One such revolt resulted in this petition…and I quote:

HBO, DONT CANCEL JOHN FROM CINCINNATI 

HBO, DONT BE A S*!T HEAL!!!! STOP TEASING US WITH INNOVATIVE TELEVISION THAT YOU ARE JUST GOING TO TAKE AWAY FROM US TOO SOON!!!!! DONT CANCEL JOHN FROM CINCINATTI!!!!! AND WHILE YOUR BEING STUPID, FINISH DEADWOOD!!!!! thanks.

Nothing works better in a petition than cursing at and insulting the petitionee in an appeal that uses not one, not two, but twenty exclamation points (including the s*!t) as the extent of punctuation…and then asking for one more small favor there at the end.  Brilliant work, guys.