Hey guess what? American Idol is still a ratings winner! In other news, the sun rises in the morning and sets in the evening. Dancing with the Stars continues to dominate as well, with Two and a Half Men rounded out the top five, and causing me to question humanity’s place in the universe.

1. American Idol - Tues (FOX)
2. American Idol - Weds (FOX)
3. Dancing with the Stars - Mon (ABC)
4. Dancing with the Stars - Tues (ABC)
5. Two and a Half Men (CBS)

6. 60 Minutes (CBS)
7. Old Christine (CBS)
8. Lost (ABC)
9. Survivor (CBS)
10. Extreme Makeover (ABC)
11. Moment of Truth (FOX)
12. Law and Order (NBC)
13. NCIS (CBS)
14. Deal Or No Deal - Thurs (NBC)
15. Medium (NBC)
16. Deal Or No Deal - Mon (NBC)
17. NCAA Basketball Post-Game (CBS)
18. NCAA Basketball (CBS)
19. CSI: Miami (CBS)
20. Oprah’s Big Give (ABC)