(S02E16) You’ve Got Yale!

Is Dan hot for teacher? Let me look into my crystal ball and predict that future. Ah, now it’s getting clearer, it appears that Serena and Lonely Boy are up for the umpteenth break-up… and just in time for college. How perfect considering she ditched Dan for Brown.

While Dan is becoming a fan of the new young prep-school teacher, I can certainly tell you the feeling isn’t mutual with all classmates. After getting her first (?!!!) B on a paper and thus setting her slightly behind for her wait listed dream of going to Yale, Blair seeks revenge but teach isn’t going down without a fight. One call to the headmistress and she unknowingly found herself in Blair’s cross hairs. Oh Miss Crass, this is one war you should have switched countries for.

Onto even bigger news, not only does Chuck how have his company back after turning to Lily for help, but he also has a family again. In a surprisingly turn of events Momma van der Woodsen completes adoption papers that Bart already signed off on and gains a new son… again.