(S02E17) Carrnal Knowledge

Scandalous! No other word could even come close to describing tonight’s Gossip Girl.

Blair’s vendetta after a week (gasp!) of community service causes her to throw a slew of slanderous material towards Ms. Carr, and consequently, Dan. Taking a girls dream of Yale away stinks, but it isn’t sufficient enough to get the brat pack to bare arms. However, take away their phones and you’ve got a whole new ball game. Lesson learned B. Next time however, you may want to throw a little added incentive Nelly’s way.

When Ms. Carr made trouble for the students of Constance, they showed this mid-western teacher she didn’t even know what trouble was. Gossip Girl, of course, was there to fuel the fire. A Blair-created rumor of inappropriate teacher/student relations causes not only the headmistress to be up in arms, but also the  parents (they care- who knew?).

Unfortunately a misinterprated sighting by Serena sealed the deal. With a single snapshot she was able to get the teacher expelled. The action cost her Dan, granted, who didn’t see that coming? First they’re on, then they’re off. I’m so over trying to keep up. Who cares?

Speaking of being off one minute and on the next, our young Humphrey sure knows how to bounce back. He may have lost a teacher and a girlfriend but he gained a bed buddy. Looks like Blair’s a prophet in training. Can’t wait to see what she predicts next.