(S02E19) “The Grandfather”

You want the Gossip? I’m the girl.

Carter was easy to dismiss, apparently all one needs to flee the country is a little jet plane and a lot of dirt. But don’t worry, that can’t get Blair down. She’s already as low as she can go.

Arriving at the Archibald reunion to throw all regards of etiquette to the wind, we quickly find out she’s not the only one throwing relationships out the window. Nate joins her in a class- A job at getting rid of old acquaintances in order to embrace destiny. While B’s plans include a rotating door of boys, his are aimed towards whatever puppet-master Grandpa can come up with. I just don’t see V joining that crowd. Too bad, no European summer for her.

Onto other juicy tidbits, were you able to catch a peak at Lillian’s master list? She’s got more names in there than facebook does wannabe celebrities. Poppa H simply can’t keep up. Good thing his hearts got the space, he’s gonna need it for her luggage.

Was that chemistry between S and Dan – again? Will V ever get her own storyline? Could that Bluefly glimpse be a teaser to more fashion forward Jenny episodes? One can only hope to overhear some more juice next week.