(S02E21) “Seder Anything”

Could Chuck and Jenny be the next “we never thought it would happen” couple? I sensed a moment in the kitchen. I’m just saying.

Not that Chuck knows a good for him thing when he’s got it. He all but pushed Nate back in Blair’s direction after she royally blew it at rich cousin Trip’s pre-arranged everything wedding. Who knew being a socialite was worth selling your sell to grandpa? Even the old man managed to throw her under the bus. But, ah, there’s always dear sweet Cyrus!

At Blair’s new Daddy’s Seder celebration poor Cyrus got far more than he bargained for, and the quite little guy didn’t even bat a lash. First Blair goes AWOL for the wedding celebration, then Lily and Poppa Humphrey show up unannounced discovering their cater-waiter son serving the upper-eastsiders, oh and then Serena and her husband soon appear. That’s right, Spain is apparently the new Vegas for drunk teens to run off and make big mistakes. Luckily for her, the marriage was probably a joke anyway, unluckily for her, it appears her new “boyfriend” has got something up his sleeve, and my bet is it’s a fat request for the family cash or dirt. Oh he’ll hit cash dirt all right. With this family, he won’t have far to dig.

So what does the future hold for college going boys Nate and Dan? Ivy-league or city-prep? Will uppity Blair ever be able to hack it at artsy NYU? And most importantly could gal pal Poppy be any worse for S than coniving Blair?