Many of you might know already, but My Own Worst Enemy has been canceled. So if you’re a fan of unexplainable plot lines, duplicitous family and work environments and meaningless subtext then this is truly a sad moment for you. Everyone else can now breath a sigh of relief and begin the healing. Until the final credits roll, this intrepid reviewer will attempt to give you an idea of the show’s plot without the enormous headache.

In order to complete the theme that nearly every human being in the My Own Worst Enemy universe is actually a spy, Henry suspects that his wife might be working for Janus as well. I would love to explain to the writers that the specialness of a spy is incumbent on spies being RARE. If everyone is a spy, then being a spy is worthless. Henry begins to investigate her while still trying to protect her from Edward.

Henry trails his wife to a secret meeting and his suspicions grow. Angie calls Henry and admits to seeing an old college boyfriend. Although for a moment Henry is comforted, he’s still convinced Angie could become a spy.

Janus once again sends Raymond and Edward into the field to attempt to protect a Russian oil politician. The two raid his home and discover that the he has been kidnapped by the KGB. The politician’s wife is yet another undercover agent, thus throwing another layer of unneeded plot on this onion.

Edward questions the russian wife. She lets Edward know that she has information about his parents killer and if he helps her, she’ll spill the beans. He accepts and the two escape back to mother Russia. Not surprisingly, Edward reverts to Henry in the middle of a melee. Luckily the dumpiest spy in history, Raymond, is on the train as well.

After reverting back to Edward, the mission to save the politician is on. After jumping through some additionally ludicrous hoops and a few gun/fist fights, they find their target and make their escape. During the escape, the wife sacrifices herself to save her husband. Its a pretty lame attempt at catharsis as there really isn’t any need for her to sacrifice herself. She could just as easily escaped as the others.

Back in Dr Skinner’s office, Edward decides he wants to have an actual relationship with the two-faced psychiatrist. When just about to consummate their relationship, Henry returns. Skinner tells Henry that his college girlfriend was an agent, but that his wife Angie isn’t. Although things aren’t exactly as he might want them, Henry is contented.