WHAT?!?!? WHAT?!?!?! WHAT?!?!??!?!?!?!

I…um…I just can’t wrap my head around this. I don’t understand if the world is about to implode…I just…ah…I can’t believe what I’m typing.

Snoopy Doggy Dogg – yes, the “gangsta rapper” – is going to appear on ABC’s “One Life to Live”. He will be on May 8th and May 9th episodes, performing at the “Ultra Violet” dance club.

Have middle American housewives/husbands (and hard working women – and a few men – with DVRs) really gotten ready for the likes of Snoop? Could one additional CD be sold because of this appearance?

Could Snoop Dogg sell out any more?

I can’t answer these questions…I’m not sure I can answer ANY questions anymore. I just don’t understand the world.