Ladies and Gentlemen…this may be the greatest news I’ve ever heard in my life.

A&E – a network that once stood for “Arts and Entertainment” – has signed none other than Steven “Under Siege” Seagal to star in a new reality series that will follow him in his day job as a Louisiana Sheriff’s deputy.

NO – I am not making any of this up.

The show is going to be called “Steven Segal: Lawman” – it could potentially be the great television show of all time. There is no official word on when the series will launch, but you can bet your sweet ass that we’ll be covering it right here on TV Jab.