Tom Arnold is coming back to CMT for another season of “My Big Redneck Wedding” , but just before that CMT is taking it to the next level by airing “Biggest Redneck Wedding Ever”, a lead-in special. The special will follow a Stuart, FL couple named Elaine and Bruce as they prepare for a shoes-options, paper napkin, wedding that includes a mudpit ceremony, and bridesmaids and groomsmen dressed in tank tops and cut-off shorts.

As the couple’s budget begins to wear off, Arnold and his crew help by constructing a giant matrimonial beer slide, a mud theme wedding cake, and an oversized beer can archway. Tom Arnold even gets himself registered as an ordained minister online to preside over the ceremony.

It it gets any classier than that folks – I just don’t know what I’ll do with myself.